10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A