10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!