10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"