10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.