10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)