10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.