10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.