10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.