10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Those eggs smell delicious!