10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.