10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.