10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen