10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts