10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Welcome to kicker school
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus