10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Why not, when some because there are three.