10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.