10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.