10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for loners.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury