10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike