10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright