10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright