10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for loners.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel