10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament