10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth