10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim