10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown