10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Those eggs smell delicious!