10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson