10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05