10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.