10 Random Poker Quotes

To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.