10 Random Poker Quotes

With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
Fook the floosh droo!
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth