10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!