10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain