10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake