10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."