10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
 - You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played.  Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
 - The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
 - in the poker game of life women are the rake
 - Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
 - "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
 - This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
 - I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
 - To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is.  To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
 - No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.