10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986