10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --