10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-