10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• It's Free To Fold...
• im going to 2 out you to death
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT