10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.