10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts