10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz