10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?