10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown