10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.