10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."