10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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