10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- im going to 2 out you to death